you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”
Scientists have found a portal to a better world
I just invented a new word:
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
Ernest Hemingway, just prior to the Battle of Teruel during the Spanish Civil War, 1937 by Robert Capa.